Dogs don't lie...

Or talk. But no matter. This dog has the right idea. Skippy makes the best peanut butter. Super chunk specifically. Jif is okay. I'm all for being healthy, but natural peanut butter is simply a pain in the ass. Unless you enjoy carefully stirring the oil back into the peanuts. A horrible task. Or unless you need to spackle a wall. Then it comes in handy.

Chunky peanut butters are better than creamy. This is a fact, not opinion. So shut up.

Last, a word about low-fat brands. Don't bother. In my mind, a low-fat alternative should taste almost exactly the same as its high fat counterpart. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time. Like trying to replace crack with cup after cup of hot coffee. Sort of. Or near beer. Better to go cold turkey.

For Godssakes be a man!